The Bathroom

So you're thinking, the bathroom is a weird place to have a website, right?  Well, what did you expect?! This is because you're in Sparkle's house, duh! If you need to use the facilities, please feel free...to use your own! Sparkle's toilet is Pink and fluffy, with solid gold  Toilet paper! We used to have Shampoo, but it was beer flavour, and Maracas drank it while she was on a bender with the flumpa-lumpas. This was THE reason for Maracas' mental illness. It's a tragedy really, she was allergic to the beer! Poor Maracas.

Click on the Toilet to go there!

This bathroom is a shrine to Darren Anderton and Tore Andre Flo!! Maracas name is a derivation from Steve McManaman (Man-o-man). Sparkle was bored one day, and decided to call "Macca's girl" Stevie Maracasgirl, (Maracas for short). Sparkle is the attractive blonde of the site(s). Yeah right!!! She is a brunutter!! More about her later.

More about Sparkle.

Sparkles' aims in life:

  • Get married, have 84 kids

  • Live on the planet Sparkle (where there are no Maracas) with all of A1!

  • Chuck Maracas out of this house

  • Sell this house, then buy shares in worm farms with the money!

  • Finish renovating the condo in the fjords...start renovating it first!

  • Get Maracas a new kennel, complete with padded walls and water bowl

  • Get a rich millionaire, as if there is any other sort, to marry Maracas

  • Eat my 84 kids and husband...black widow style!

  • Finish my 2 web sites, this is the 1st in line!

Maracas' Aims in Her Short Life at Sparkle's House

  • Quit drinking beer shampoo

  • Get out of Sparkle's house, and then kill her (with a plastic lightsaber)

  • Marry who I damn well want, preferably Tore Andre Flo

  • Kill Anderton

  • Blow up White Hart Lane, with a worm farm

  • Invest in ant farms to rival Sparkle's wormery. The End

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